25
Apr

bitterivy:

mallayaa:

did they just

yes, they did

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24
Apr
  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep
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24
Apr

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing

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24
Apr
  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon
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24
Apr

grimelords:

Telling the substitute teacher the wrong names: a classic. Telling the substitute teacher you are so old and born again every day, that ten thousand names could never define you, that you’re a shadowed mass swirling forth from jupiter, that your father is time and your mother is death, that you’ll swallow any scream of hers as you grow larger and ever larger: a super classic, king of the school, no homework ever.

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24
Apr

I lost five followers after posting this and I have to say I’ve never been more proud

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#haha I knew that was going to happen I don't even give a shit anymore
24
Apr

azshalade:

sol—lux:

eren discovers that he is popular on the internet

insp by this

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#snk
24
Apr

tomfuckinmison:

this is a religious experience

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24
Apr

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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24
Apr
radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

radicalspiirit:

stunningpicture:

This is how I proposed to my girlfriend - she said yes!

omfffffg

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24
Apr
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24
Apr
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24
Apr

Noragami Main Trio inspired color palette

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#noragami
24
Apr

piddledaddle:

if I make you ship something:

1. I am sincerely sorry

2. 1 is a lie

3. it was my plan all along

4. message me stuff about it so we can chat uwu

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24
Apr
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